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THIS ≠ NEXT

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

This is something that’s made my life intolerable for a very long time:

Next Friday vs This Friday
To a lot of people, when referring to days of the week, ‘Next’ and ‘This’ are basically synonymous. For example, if it is Monday and you say “let’s meet next Friday” or “let’s meet this Friday” you mean the one in four days.

In LOGICAL LAND where people say things that AREN’T CONFUSING, things make more sense: if on Monday you say, “let’s meet this Friday,” you mean the one in four days, however, if you say “let’s meet next Friday,” you mean the one in eleven days.

setting my flow by the modal auxiliary, yo.

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

I would like to inform all of you that “gingerly” should not, grammatically, be allowed to exist as an adverb. It has no corresponding adjective, for Apook’s sweet sake!

One can not give a “ginger” hug.

One can, however, give *A* ginger a hug, though.
And should.

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